Santana Moss of the Redskins is facing the lowly, winless Rams defense, so I start him.  He earns me all of 3.2 points (for those who don't know, that really sucks ( Read more... )

This was forwarded to me in an e-mail, but it seemed to make more sense to post here...

1.
What is your occupation right now?
The official term is Transaction Coordinator.  Fancy for "I sit at a desk and deal with idiots all day".

2.
What color are your socks right now?

n/a
3.
What are you listening to right now? Sunday Night Football Pregame ( Read more... )

I have not had a chance to post in a while...damn life gets in the way!  Here are some recent highlights and lowlights of my life:

HIGHLIGHTS:
+ Ryan and I celebrated our 3rd wedding anniversary this past Wednesday.  Hooray for marriage! :)
+ On Saturday, I will attend my 3rd live baseball game in the past week!
+ I got to see Isaac & Peter Kupfer on ( Read more... )

I wanted some clarification from my professor regarding an assignment for my online class, and posted the following on the designated discussion board:

Hello, I'm wondering if I could have some things clarified about Assignment #2:

1) In Question 1b, it asks if they have an adequate emergency fund.  However, nothing on the first page specifically ( Read more... )

I just processed a payment from a lady named Fatress.  Fatress?  Really?  I feel for her...

Let me preface this: about 3 months ago, the purchasing ladies decided that our department needed to have a regular food day, in which we were to all rotate bringing in lunch for the department.  This was to mirror the finance department's "Tuesday Soup Club".  It somehow turned into rotating who brings the main dish, and then everyone else has to ( Read more... )

It astounds me that there are still people who exist within a corporate environment who still don't know how to flush a toilet.  I really don't get this.
 

Um, so I just had the biggest brain fart I've had in a VERY long time...

Ryan wanted a haircut, which I've been doing for him for 3+ years now.  So I go to start this most recent one...and I'd forgotten to put the #3 guard on the trimmer.  Not even kidding.  So inadvertently, Ryan ended up with a VERY short crew cut.  I immediately cried, of course ( Read more... )

I have decided once again to throw myself into an NCAA men's tournament pool, this time with some of my family members.  The ultimate goal is to be $110 richer in approximately 2 1/2 weeks.  As I know very little about college basketball, this is highly unlikely, but worth a shot ( Read more... )

I have discovered today that Diet Coke sweetened with Splenda is much more tolerable than normal Diet Coke, which generally makes me want to vomit.

That is all.