I'm fondly remembering the days of elementary school, when we were all given the opportunity to "vote" (like the grown-ups) but for many years after this, I was confuzzled. Why was turning 18 so great for voting? I had been voting since I was in second grade ( Read more... )

Dear 602.448.0466:

Please either stop calling me or identify yourself.

Respectfully,
Me

Awkward roommate talks:
Did you use my shower puff?!
Silence tells it all.

One fine day in the middle of the night ( Read more... )

How doth the little busy Bee ( Read more... )

How doth the little crocodile,
Improve his shining tail,
And pour the waters of the Nile,
On every golden scale!

How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spreads his claws,
And welcomes little fishes in,
With gently, smiling jaws.