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[antitimelord]

It's that time again...maybe? Instead of the Pub being at the End of the Universe, the end of the universe is at the Pub! In the form of the ever-apocalyptic (and festive!) Zagreus. B| Who hates Christmas. And may have incapacitated the Pub's owner, once again. Oops. Which makes the...decorations that much more noteworthy, you know, for all their

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[spammypod]

[Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell look here. It's Zagreus! :D]

Good evening.

[antitimelord]

...Hello. [He'd prod you about not offering a gift, but he's not quite that stupid.]

[spammypod]

[There's a gift but that's for...not right now.]

Are you doing plenty of business?

[antitimelord]

[No? You sure?]

I'm not certain this counts as business. I have gotten a few presents though.

[theoldgirl]

[Ffff, what is she doing here. Just because she miscalculated slightly coming out of the vortex... and showing Zagreus he can't bully her into giving him a present really isn't enough of a reason to put up with this. But she may as well have a look around before leaving. Like for example at this mistletoe she's standing under now.]

[antitimelord]

[Oh honestly. He can't decide whether to laugh hysterically or cry into both hands. This isn't even a challenge anymore.]

I'm afraid you don't get to benefit from the decorations without a door-gift.

[theoldgirl]

[Pah. Haughtiness is a go.]

And I'm afraid I shall do what I like without your consent.

[antitimelord]

[Well that's just unfestive.]

From someone else that would be a threat.

[redhatgramps]

Y'know, there's a story about a chap with a similar dislike of Christmas. Didn't sleep at all well. Spirits.

Not the eggnog kind, I mean. He squints suspiciously at the eggnog. It looks a bit odd.

Here, fancy a cookie? Made 'em myself. Made an almighty mess while I was at it. He proffers a tray of sugar cookies, only slightly misshapen.

[antitimelord]

[Hello, new cookie-bearing friend.] How terrible for him. Though I can't say I wouldn't welcome a spectral visit myself.

[redhatgramps]

Hmm. Not many people'd say that. Though it did work out for him, in the end.

[antitimelord]

Not many people are as spectacularly bored as I am, particularly when paired with my low need for sleep.

[aiffe]

Does Zagreus know what I'm doing in my bed right now?

[maratini]

A+

[antitimelord]

Yes. Coal for you, young lady. And that's not a euphemism. Maybe.

[iblamebroadway]

*drapes self on* Know what my gift is, Zagreus?

Heh, some party.

Officially dead of your icon now. thanks for that.

[antitimelord]

[Christmas: you know what, it's not so bad.]

Well hello. I do try.

You're very welcome. I express my awkward lusting through lj icons what can I say

[iblamebroadway]

I'm Renn, I don't think we've met. Hello.

Good plan XD

[antitimelord]

I'd wager not. I think even I'd remember.