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[antitimelord]

It's that time again...maybe? Instead of the Pub being at the End of the Universe, the end of the universe is at the Pub! In the form of the ever-apocalyptic (and festive!) Zagreus. B| Who hates Christmas. And may have incapacitated the Pub's owner, once again. Oops. Which makes the...decorations that much more noteworthy, you know, for all their

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[alycorn]

Ummm, hi! Sorry, this is all very last-minute and I didn't make enough truffles to bring you some. So I looked through my fridge and, uh, here.

*hands over a potato salad container full of gumbo, and a ziploc baggie half-full of bacon toffee*

Merry not-quite-Christmas.

[ohliamylia]

/steals alllll the bacon toffee

[alycorn]

Ffff no, how dare you. That's for Zagreus so he doesn't eat me when I'm sleeping so I can use the mistletoe as a festive showing of appreciation for the season and the wonderful party.

[antitimelord]

Bacon toffee. [Zagreus is floored.] I'm forever in your debt.

[traken_master]

*The Master arrives and, priding himself on his good manners, has actually brought a gift! He heard about the incident of the Alice Compendium and books with no words. He's actually, mildly sympathetic, so he brought an unabridged, illustrated copy of both Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass. Enjoy!*

Happy Christmas, Zagreus. I must say I'm a bit surprised. This doesn't seem quite...you.

[antitimelord]

[Zagreus is mildly aghast, and then utterly, glaringly, horrified.] Master. You shouldn't have.

[traken_master]

*The Master looks puzzled and a bit miffed. He was trying to be nice...*

Is something the matter?

[antitimelord]

[Despite his obvious distaste for the materials, the urge to flip through them is almost too great---no, it is. Slowly, attempting to mask his horror with nonchalance, he does so.]

No, I suppose not. What, no inscription?

She's only here because you've incapaciated her mun. NO MUN!COOKIES FOR ZAGREUS. B|

[amouthonlegs]

[You don't get a present. Deal with it.]

Like her mun doesn't know how to get out of a bit of rope 8D

[antitimelord]

[Then you don't get booze. Zagreus is playing goalie. Your move, hoss, says one quirked eyebrow.]

HUSH, YOU. LIES AND UNTRUTH.

[amouthonlegs]

[He probably peed in it anyway. :/] If it wasn't for the decorations I never would have believed you could put something like this together.

oh, is it? Then perhaps I should hold a seminar

[antitimelord]

[Pee in booze? Please, he's not a MONSTER.] That's exactly the sort of thinking that put me up to it, honestly.

[1elevenses1]

Am I too late? [he's brought a large box wrapped in shiny red paper!]