WHAT THE F WHAT IS THIS SH

THIS SHIT'S NOT FUNNY, WHOEVER DID THIS - oh what, they freaking CHANGED, what is going ON -

FIX THIS!!!!

NOW

[ and then there's a bunch of ink stains from when Gilbert flipped a shit about the sparkles - AND ARE THOSE HEARTS[ooc: also hi sh i missed you i'm not dead sdlkj sorry if i'm slow responding ( Read more... )

[Gilbert is confused. Very confused.]

What the hell are you all doing at Hogwarts? Is this some sort of surprise reunion I wasn't aware of? HOW COME YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT IT, ELI - OR ARE YOU ALL DITCHING WORK, BECAUSE THAT'S VERY IRRESPONSIBLE YOU KNOW. [he's smirking at the thought, don't let him fool you]And where did all the brats go, ( Read more... )

[THIS IS A VOICE POST you poor things.]

BWAHAHAHA GIMME YOUR BLOOD!!!!

[Gilbert's decked out in the whole Dracula getup. Hair slicked back, pointy fangs, the whole shebang. HEY HE ALREADY HAS RED EYES, WHY NOT!!! IT'S LIKE HE WAS BORN TO DRESS UP LIKE THIS.]

HELL YEAH I AM THE BEST VAMPIRE EVER!!! [Pause.] Well, okay, you know, not a VAMPIRE ( Read more... )

[So. Gilbert and Antonio? They are idiots. They met in front of the lake, beat the hell out of each other brawling like muggles because WHAT THEY ARE WIZARDS, REALLY? and then to make things worse FALLING INTO THE LAKE WHILE FIGHTING. As if that wasn't bad enough, then they decided it'd be a brilliant idea to get HAMMERED BEYOND BELIEF... and ( Read more... )

HEY BEATRIX YOU MADE THE CLUB, RIGHT

HEY HOGWARTS

JOIN DUELING CLUB

UNLESS YOU'RE TOO CHICKEN SHIT TO-- oh Tuna that doesn't excuse you though JOIN DUELING CLUB

[backdated to this morning.]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

WHAT DID I WHAT DID HE DO

WHAT THE HELL

[Gilbert went to eat dinner at home the other night, and just decided to stay there, which was most fortunate since he got to witness his bro opening the letter and receiving the BEST news! Gilbert is beaming with pride. It cannot be contained, so his writing is huge. EVERYONE MUST SEE THE NEWS!]

CONGRATULATIONS, WEST!!!!! I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT ( Read more... )

HEY, JOURNAL! So this is Hogwarts! It's not much but--

[SMACK] HEyWhA-- [SMACK] WhATAReyOu-- [SMACK SMACK SMACK!!]

SToPHiTTingTHEGReaTME---------[ooc; yeah so gil's journal has been waiting a long time to smack him around. Picture ink everywhere. Because it's Gil, and even if he actually DOES take very good care of his journals, even files them ( Read more... )

TRANSFIGURATION CLASS

Teacher: Gilbert Beilschmidt
Houses: ALL
Years: ALL

Oh yeah, 1st through 5th year students must take it; for 6th & 7th year students class is optional. Though I'm sure you already know, please leave your name, house, and year. THANKS and see you in class!