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[brbpouncingyou]

Can someone explain to me why the drones won't shut up about me "not being at school, teaching the bright angelic children?"

[[He laughs meanly at that.]]

As if any of you punks are angelic. No offense, guys.

[[His fingers drum on the desk, making 'tunk-a-tunk-tunk' sounds.]]

I suppose I'll get forced to do my job if I don't do it, won't I?

[[Sighing,

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[deflowers]

Retard. You're going to get brainwashed if you don't show up at work.

And... cake?! AHAHAHAHAHA

[brbpouncingyou]

[[If you listen carefully, you can hear him mumble some obscenities.]]

So I'm a teacher, then?

And I lost a bet. That's all.

[deflowers]

Probably?

Cake? Cake for Mia fucking Fey? ARE YA SHITTIN' ME, THIS IS HILARIOUS

[brbpouncingyou]

Lame.

[[Grumbling a little more, now.]]

Yeah, yeah. Whatever. If you're good and y'shut up, I'll give you some.

[Filtered]

[dreams_are_mine]

What do you teach? Also, bake me a cake too!

Ah, I've got nothing better to do, I'll come along~

[Filtered]

[brbpouncingyou]

Physical Education. I guess I'll just yell at them until they run laps. Or something, I don't know. And speaking of not knowing...

I dunno how to bake. But if you're good in class, I'll bake you one. Got it?

[[There's the sound of him scribbling down something on paper.]]

Alright, you're in for the hunt. Know anyone else who'd like to be involved?

[Filtered]

[dreams_are_mine]

I don't do exercise, but I'll watch you yell~

Just bake me one anyway! After you learn. I won't eat terrible cakes.

Ah, there's this girl, I didn't catch her name but if I talk to her again it seems like she likes this sort of thing. Tyki too, if he can be bothered.

[Filtered]

[brbpouncingyou]

You could think up insults for me. To keep them motivated?

But maybe you should wait for that cake. I mean, if I bake it poorly, you might be the one getting sick.

Well, whoever it is, bring her.

[redhuntinghood]

I have no idea what you're talking about, mister. We're all angels here.

[brbpouncingyou]

You're shitting me, right? I mean, you've got to be. If I'm an angel, what does that make you guys? Higher deities, or something?

[redhuntinghood]

I've never been seen as a god before, but if that's how you want to view me.

[brbpouncingyou]

Sarcasm doesn't suit you, girlie. What's your name?

[filterd]

[1dashingrogue]

...

Understood. I'll be there if you still need me.

[[Filtered, much like Spy's cigs.]]

[brbpouncingyou]

[[After scribbling more things on paper, he lets out an angry sigh.]]

...Ugh, this place is really getting to me. I mean, I was so sure I wasn't human anymore, right? And then I find out I can eat normal food again. What does all this stuff mean?

Re: [[Filtered, Smokers have nothing on a french smoker.]]

[1dashingrogue]

...Sorry to hear zat, my friend. It can be mentally draining very quietly.

Ze town might be trying to force you back to normal. Away from your previous lifestyle of killing and surviving off human flesh. Perhaps it's a way of leveling ze playing field so all people who enter Mayfield are equal?

[[Filtered. THE FRENCH SMOKE EVERY DAY :|b ]]

[brbpouncingyou]

Mentally draining, huh? Hopefully that'll be it. I kind of like being high energy. If you know what I mean?

...Maybe I should stop killing people. I mean, sure, it's fun and all, but there's always such a mess to clean up afterward. I've washed this hoodie at least a thousand times. And I can't keep ducking away from the drones all the time. I may be used to the shadows, but spending time in the sun is always nice.

[nexuses]

It's fortunate that viewing the children as angelic isn't part of the job requirement then.

[brbpouncingyou]

Damn straight it's not. Figure I'll just mock their ability to run and compare them to my dead grandmother a whole lot. Sound like a good plan to you?

[nexuses]

You never know, some may exceed your expectations. Only your late grandmother?

[brbpouncingyou]

You know, I might not even have a grandmother. I can't even remember.

[[But he laughs a little.]]

For all I know, you're probably right. I mean, one of 'em must've had the ability to run quickly. Someone must've gotten it back.