I'm thinking of reviving my LJ...

Decisions...

Wow... I didn't even know people still posted stuff on here... I'm out of the loop...

Sadly, the only reason I am here is to say...

SHIT STORM SEX.

As I type...

Siiiiiiick.

HAHAHAHAHA...

You are


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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Brent!

1. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Brent!
2. Brent can last longer without water than a camel can!
3. If you blow out all the candles on Brent with one breath, your wish will come true.
4. Brent can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee!
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I give up.

I'm in Brazil.

It's hot... literally and figuratively...

I have been drunk or tipsy every night here and it's amaaaaaazing...

Tomorrow... or tonight I guess... is New Year's Eve...

2.8 Million people on one beach all in white and 67 Statesmen...

So HOT.

Tomorrow Summers and I need to go find white pants...

They have KFC here.

That is

That's asking for trouble... Happy Birthday, baby!