Latin Phrases for those who have too much free time on their hands.

[break_my_heart7]

Cavaeat humanus sic tofu burritus e toga.
-beware of the man with the tofu burrito in his toga.

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
-I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.

Furnulum pani nolo.
-I don't want a toaster.

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[takeme_far_away]

please excuse me while i DIE FROM LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY! I LOPH YOU MY LOPHAH!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~Kate

[defusedjustice]

Dude.

You need to tell me how to say:

My name is joey... please fuck me.

Yeah, and if you can't... you will be the hypothetical whore that you aren't now.

[rach_rach]

you make my life....