What the Fuck?

How is Pluto suddenly no longer a planet?

Why do people update livejournals ( Read more... )

I was asked why I am not having a graduation party ( Read more... )

"I have taken eighty-five Valliums. I shall die within the hour"

-Elton John
Then he jumped into the pool to die.

I am very glad I am not suicidal Elton John.
I am happy to be me.

In no time at all, I had built a small shop ( Read more... )

"It doesn't seem a year ago to this very day"

Mr. Bernie Taupin always has a quote to go with my life. Strange indeed.

I don't have much money, but if I did...

I did'nt know it was possible to read two sheets of paper so many times in one weekend.

Come home.

Is it monday yet?

Oh, the sea is so full of a number of fish,
If a fellow is patient, he might get his wish!

-I just got the smallest christmas tree ever. Oh, how quaint.
It may be little but it kicks every fake tree's ass.-

"And that's why I think
That I'm not such a fool
When I sit here and fish
In McElligot's Pool!"