Ha. I think I might be a piece of shit ( Read more... )

Okay. Now for a little rub-in time.

Ween rocked the house like few I've encountered before them. Deaner can play that damn geetar like a mo'fucker.

And Spider-Man 3 is also pretty fuckin' sweet too.

I think I miss some folks.

I'm ready for some goddamn BASEBALL.

I'm so sick of pompous attitudes, and being patronized by people so SURE they know about "it", whatever that is. Go fucking nap in traffic, you shits.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

I heard there is no Christmas in the silly Middle East ( Read more... )

So I got to play a Wii, and I've never had that much fun playing a video game console since I got my original NES for Christmas when I was five years old.

And I'm registered for the spring (finally).

I also might be moving into a different apartment, away from that crippled bitch of a landlord.

"This is the worst trip I've ever been on."

Don't shit where you eat, my friend.

Eric Clapton tonight in Birmingham. It's gonna be awesomely awesome.

"I ain't got none of that no-none no-none." Say it aloud in a Southern accent. It's totally absurd and funny, even though it's probably the dumbest phrase I've ever heard in my life, and I hear it constantly. It's hysterical every single time.

The shit's crucial.