I'm not voting this year. Fuck it. I don't care anymore.

So it's Five Guys time. It's always Five Guys time.

Edit: I just had an EPIC bowel movement. It hurt so bad, I swear it came out sideways.

Oscar Peterson is dead. He was a fine pianist.

Yesterday we lost our lives, tomorrow we were born ( Read more... )

Sing us a song, you're the Piano Man.

Put some coke on my dick tonight.

I get to have laser surgery on my mouth. Freakin' awesome.

And Halo 3 is delicious

"La Cucaracha", the new Ween album, is probably the happiest thing I've heard in a couple of years.

Have you ever had the shits so bad, it's feels like you were sexually assaulted with a Molotov cocktail?

I'm slowly going bald. Fuck it.

I need a hat.

Gram Parsons eases the soul like few before or since him.

All that 'schlager at the bar,
Flakes of gold swim in my brain.
I ate the worm the night before
and tonight I'll probably do it again.
Shotgun Becks down at the Shore,
I've got a friend at the liquor store.
and Deaner likes his red wind dry

So booze me up and get me high