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[breakupyourband]

So, every once in a while I'll have a beer. It's my house, I'll have a fucking beer if I want to, you know? So anyway, occasionally Nick will be all like "Dude, do you really need to slam that third beer?" and in my head I'm like "Dude, you better not even be paying attention until I've had 8 or 9" but then outloud I will say something like "Dude,

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[shutupsara]

dude.

[breakupyourband]

DUDE.

[totalnightmare]

dude?

[bitca]

duuuuuuuuude.

[trashlikeyou]

"miller high life light"

for those who dont want too high a life.

and also... fuck all that shit. alcoholism shows strength. just like playing professional football. you think those guys dont hurt themselves every day unneccesarily? shit yeah they do. and they dont even get to throw up afterward. well, most of the time anyway. so i say drink up. and tell your pussy sister to keep her bitching to a minimum.

[stpauligirl]

so if High Life is the champagne of beers, what does that make High Life light? The Perrier of beers? The Bartles and James of beers? Inquiring minds want to know....

[choppednscrewed]

at alamo we jumped on the low-carb asswagon. we got something called ASPEN LIGHT. it tastes like yellow snow

from aspen. i guess

[movieklockstar]

dude, i was asleep! in my clothes, what the fuck. what a bum out. but i didnt say any of that other stuff, or maybe i didnt mean to say it out loud.

once, i was laying on my bed and jason came in wearing only bandana. he started singing "this is how you remind me" by nickleback and then it was skeet skeet skeet like whoa.

[trashlikeyou]

ahhh skeet skeet skeet skeet.