Today my breakfast was an uncrustable (grape) and orange Gatorade. I am 9 years old.

There are at least 2 people on my buddy list that I want to get physical with.

And not in a sexual way.

I want to punch you. I'm sure you know who you are.

JUSTIN BRIBED ME TO DO THIS

London is kind of lame. Most bars are closed before midnight. So are most restaurants...which I guess is ok, since all the food here sucks.

Does anyone have any UK recommendations?

Tomorrow morning I'm flying to London. Does anyone have any vicodin/hydrocodone/anything similar that I can have a few of, to put me to sleep on the flight? I will be your best friend and/or give you a few dollars.

Last night I ate brownies and I think I'm still messed up.

If you're not already waiting in line, you should come see mine and Nick's new band tomorrow (Saturday) at Emo's. We're called Visitors, and we play second.

I don't think I like hollandaise sauce. I also don't think I like the definition. I just looked it up on m-w.com and this is what it said:

Main Entry: hol·lan·daise
Pronunciation: "hä-l&n-'dAz
Function: noun
Etymology: French sauce hollandaise, literally, Dutch sauce
: a rich sauce made basically of butter, egg yolks, and lemon juice or vinegar ( Read more... )

I want to see the series The Office. Does anyone own this and want to let me borrow it, or want to rent it and watch it?

Can any of give a really super duper haircut? It's about time for this mop to go.

So, every once in a while I'll have a beer. It's my house, I'll have a fucking beer if I want to, you know? So anyway, occasionally Nick will be all like "Dude, do you really need to slam that third beer?" and in my head I'm like "Dude, you better not even be paying attention until I've had 8 or 9" but then outloud I will say something like "Dude, ( Read more... )