It seems like I haven't written in this thing forever. More than a month. But it's almost Thanksgiving and that's cause for update. Except I'm not really gonna tell yall anything worthwhile. I'm just sitting here being cold and waiting about 30 minutes to go move my car ( Read more... )

Is anything going on in Austin this weekend, or anyone wanna hang out? I'll be in town.

In the past two days I have been asked by two people if I'm a teacher or work at a school. I'm not sure what the fuck that means.

You know what else? Since I've been here, a few people have told me I sound southern, but that I don't have an accent. I really don't know what the fuck that means ( Read more... )

New York can be a vile, disgusting place ( Read more... )

The other day I heard Britney Spears singing "Like A Virgin" while she was taking a piss. I had no idea she was practicing.

If I wasn't a 30-hour drive away, I'd be eating mexican food and drinking beers with every one of you right now.

So I'm sick as a dog and have a killer sore throat. It's probably strep or something...I'm not real sure, but any time I ever have any sort of throat-related illness, it's always pretty severe and I end up being miserable.
Basically I'm in a lot of pain and if by chance any of you reading this are in New York and have some vicodin, hook a brotha

Hopefully I'll have a reliable internet connection soon so I can tell you all about my electricity-less experience in NYC...

I'm at a Kinko's in NYC spending $.30/minute to be on the internet. Give me money.

This is neat...the BBC wrote about us.