Dean was willing to admit, he’d always felt that Heaven and Hell starting the apocalypse, at the same time, for the same ‘it has been written reason had seemed, well, a little far-fetched. He’d always assumed that there was something else going on, something that neither the angels nor the demons were willing to admit to. And, standing in the playground of an elementary school, in the middle of nowhere, he was slowly realising that he was right.
“It was foolish of you to come down here, Michael.”
“And you, brother. It would seem you were... a little hasty getting dressed.”
“It’s not the packaging,” Lucifer said with a slow smile, “it’s the toy inside.”
Ada-no, Michael countered by lifting his chin a little. “Toys get broken so very easily. And I’ve been watching our brother. I’m sure he’ll appreciate something that can take a little wear and tear.”
Dean did not need to see Adam, or anything wearing his brother, attempt a sultry look again.
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“So, let me get this straight,” Dean said, for what felt like the thousandth time since they’d all crammed into the corner booth at the nearest ice cream parlour. “This whole apocalypse, end of the world, seas of blood and the sky catching fire... This is happening because you both want to bone Gabriel
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“So...” Sam said, twirling his spoon in the air, “Stabbing an angel counts as flirting, Gabriel is still alive somewhere, and the apocalypse is essentially you two trying to present him with the biggest bouquet on Valentine’s Day
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“Okay then, how about we just get one of these guys all polished up so Gabriel will actually like them? In exchange,” Sam added hurriedly, “no apocalypse. No matter who he chooses.”
Michael and Lucifer exchanged unhappy looks, but finally nodded their agreement. “So long as he chooses someone,” Michael said. “This choosing not to choose is getting old
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Sam’s shoulders slumped. Gabriel was not sounding receptive to the idea of meeting up with his brothers... lovers... whatever the heck it amounts to for angels.
“I was made to balance those two out, you know.”
Sam looked up in interest. “Really?”
“Oh yeah. They could not compromise on anything. So Dad goes and makes me. I am a divine mix of distraction and judgement,” Gabriel said, waving his arms about. “He made me so he wouldn’t have to settle their arguments anymore!”
“Well,” Sam said, trying to find an angle that would serve his purpose. “If it’s what you were made for...”
Gabriel shot Sam a flat look. “And how have you enjoyed the tasks you were made for, Sammy? Hm
( ... )
How Gay Marriage Stopped the Apocalypse (end!)tawgJune 28 2011, 12:47:44 UTC
Dean was explaining to Michael for the third time why he shouldn’t order a cider at a bar if he wanted to get laid, when Castiel popped up, and thrust a napkin at Dean. Written on it, in a rather girly cursive: To Dean, Mikey, and Luci,
You are all cordially invited to the wedding of Loki Anisi Gabriel Archangel of Justice and dogs and Samuel Winchester, to be held right this minute so, I guess you guys have missed it. Oh well. Feel free to contribute to our treasure chest by donating any small islands you have find and stopping the apocalypse.
Dean looked up at Cas. “They can’t be serious.”
Cas held out a Polaroid photo, of Sam looking awkward, Gabriel wearing a veil, and the two of them apparently sharing their first kiss as a married couple on the bridge of the starship Enterprise, their wedding having been officiated by Elvis.
*
“Your exact words,” Gabriel said, swaying happily as he stood on Sam’s feet and yet still somehow managed to steer Sam around in a waltz, “were ‘so long as he picks someone’. Freaking angel of justice
( ... )
Re: How Gay Marriage Stopped the Apocalypse (end!)licklesoxyJune 28 2011, 14:56:08 UTC
Haha, this is brilliant! Michael and Lucifer's insults to each other are so funny, and Castiel turning up with a 'I heart RediTaxi' badge had me in stitches.
I love your writing style, and adore all the pairings you've used XD
Re: How Gay Marriage Stopped the Apocalypse (end!)janie_tangerineJune 28 2011, 15:59:53 UTC
OMG LOL THIS WAS THE BEST CRACK EVER XDDD I ended up snorting like every two lines. Cas and the taxis! Michael wanting to put lilies all over Australia! XDDDDDDDDDDDD and Dean in the diner. Lolol. And ELVIS MARRIED THEM IN FRONT OF THE ENTERPRISE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I don't even do Sam/Gabriel but I highly approve of it in this case. XDDDDDDDDD and Dean and the Cas-stabbing - omg lol forever. This = awesomeness.
Dean was willing to admit, he’d always felt that Heaven and Hell starting the apocalypse, at the same time, for the same ‘it has been written reason had seemed, well, a little far-fetched. He’d always assumed that there was something else going on, something that neither the angels nor the demons were willing to admit to. And, standing in the playground of an elementary school, in the middle of nowhere, he was slowly realising that he was right.
“It was foolish of you to come down here, Michael.”
“And you, brother. It would seem you were... a little hasty getting dressed.”
“It’s not the packaging,” Lucifer said with a slow smile, “it’s the toy inside.”
Ada-no, Michael countered by lifting his chin a little. “Toys get broken so very easily. And I’ve been watching our brother. I’m sure he’ll appreciate something that can take a little wear and tear.”
Dean did not need to see Adam, or anything wearing his brother, attempt a sultry look again. ( ... )
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Michael and Lucifer exchanged unhappy looks, but finally nodded their agreement. “So long as he chooses someone,” Michael said. “This choosing not to choose is getting old ( ... )
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“I was made to balance those two out, you know.”
Sam looked up in interest. “Really?”
“Oh yeah. They could not compromise on anything. So Dad goes and makes me. I am a divine mix of distraction and judgement,” Gabriel said, waving his arms about. “He made me so he wouldn’t have to settle their arguments anymore!”
“Well,” Sam said, trying to find an angle that would serve his purpose. “If it’s what you were made for...”
Gabriel shot Sam a flat look. “And how have you enjoyed the tasks you were made for, Sammy? Hm ( ... )
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You are all cordially invited to the wedding of Loki Anisi Gabriel Archangel of Justice and dogs and Samuel Winchester, to be held right this minute so, I guess you guys have missed it. Oh well. Feel free to contribute to our treasure chest by donating any small islands you have find and stopping the apocalypse.
Dean looked up at Cas. “They can’t be serious.”
Cas held out a Polaroid photo, of Sam looking awkward, Gabriel wearing a veil, and the two of them apparently sharing their first kiss as a married couple on the bridge of the starship Enterprise, their wedding having been officiated by Elvis.
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“Your exact words,” Gabriel said, swaying happily as he stood on Sam’s feet and yet still somehow managed to steer Sam around in a waltz, “were ‘so long as he picks someone’. Freaking angel of justice ( ... )
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I love your writing style, and adore all the pairings you've used XD
Thanks for this. It's amazing :D
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It was awesome and so cute, I couldn't stop laughing :D
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