"I have encountered terrible smoking people demanding directions from me. They were unsatisfied with my directions ( Read more... )

Department of Intergalactic Health Services?

Dean of Important Historal Stuff?

Dragons Ingest Human Scum?

Doctor, I Has Snuffedit?

Demonically Incorporated Hit Squad?

Bureau of Extremely Poor Acronyms?

The world is in peril from Mr Somebody, and the only way the Doom Patrol can defeat him is to do what they do best! Get cancelled.

Yes, the Doom Patrol have been shitcanned yet again. Far out. How many times does this make it? Even the Great Lakes Avengers (now there's a crossover for you) seem to last longer than these guys ( Read more... )

I was looking at a Mandelbrot Set generator and noticed something I'd never seen before - strange, star-like dots hidden in the blackness. I zoomed in to find out what they were, then realised and brushed the dust off my monitor.

So I get this call. Right away I know it's a telemarketer because the phone rings that weird ring that happens after you pick up the phone ( Read more... )

Yep, I'm 32. Hopefully my midlife crisis is a few years ahead of me, but according to my Wii Fit (one of my gifts) I'm actually 51... I think I need to cut down on the overeating. :P

I just heard "I'm a little teapot" to the tune of "We will rock you"*. One of the truly bizarre moments of parenthood...

*Yay for pointless links to things everyone knows about!

So Madison (my four-year old daughter) had just finished dinner, and wanted a banana. "Daddy, I want a banana ( Read more... )

Wall*E starts September 18 in Australia.

It has been playing in cinemas across the USA since June 27 and will be released on DVD in November (in the USA, at least).

What the hell is wrong with these idiots? Are they *that* determined to make sure that this becomes the Most Pirated Movie of all time?

True story, this.

Last night after work, I got to Macarthur station, got off the train and mosied (moseyed?) on over to where I'd parked my car that morning. I found the passenger side door unlocked, and feeling a tad silly, put my stuff inside (laptop and backpack) and locked the door. I then went around to the driver's side, and for some reason ( Read more... )