Not having personally the internet nor cable television, I find myself dropping further and further off of the radar. Things have been very new and I've been enjoying my time as Phil Collins might enjoy a nonfiction work on Davy Crockett. Network television makes me crazy but PBS makes me angry. PBS wouldn't like me when I'm angry. I may devote a ( Read more... )

"This just in: three palistinian men purchasing large numbers of prepaid cell phones will not be charged with terrorism."

Apparently these guys were buying lots of phones in Saginaw, and somehow that was enough to make people believe they were plotting to blow up the mackinac bridge.

What the motha fuck?

i think im going to go full-time into the field of rewording popular songs for edutainment purposes. because education rocks ( Read more... )

that's about it.

0h and I look forward to leaving this place.
Not to leaving you, just the area.
This town's not big enough for a wanderer like me.
It's a good thing there are places like Allendale.

plus:

pineapplespikes: so my dad just left
wcMack10: are you trying to seduce me?

i thought that was funny.

so uh....what do people talk about?

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead.
HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead.
HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead.

THAT HOUSE IS ON FIIIIIIIRRRRRREEEEE!!!?!

well. not anymore. but shit you shouldve seen it.

guy comes to my door with a girl ( Read more... )

I think I've had too many closed head injuries.
People will start to say things like
"He used to be a very nice boy...until he had his accident."

stop the presses

I said stop them.

strangers with candy, the movie, is not coming to this side of the state.

Ann Arbor and Detroit.

That's it.

Well what the hell am I going to do now?