You might think that a movie entitled "Chopping Mall" would be about some ax murderer terrorizing unsuspecting teens secretly spending the night in an every-day run-of-the-mill shopping center ( Read more... )

Sometimes I think about where exactly I got my...largeness in general. I look at my father, a few inches lower, my mother, who is just fucking short, and no height on either grand parent. My cousins are pretty big I think, my dad's sister's sons, that is, but I can't really remember how much bigger than the current me they are. The point is, there ( Read more... )

wcMack10: fortune cookies i think are really just a scheme to try and turn people into assholes and instigate shit ( Read more... )

I recently noticed a facebook group entitled "George Bush Could Kick Your Ass, You Whiney Liberal!" straight out of Western Michigan University. The fact is, that's simply not true. This claim was based on the supposed "fact" that he is the most physically fit president EVER! Well, let's dispell the bullshit from the reality and come to terms with ( Read more... )

Have you seen the new (or maybe old) commercial for Charter Digital with the two cool roommates? They're poor...but SAVVY ( Read more... )

Is this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association?

Myspace douchey profile of the week:

http://www.myspace.com/kelbyf

keep in mind this is one of many that have been from Texas.

I was looking at this web site about post-modernist literature, b/c i half n exam LOL! and I noticed this fine piece of work. Keep in mind that my exam is for a 200 level english class, and this site was created by english 400 students ( Read more... )

Happy
National
High
Five
Day
!

and happy birthday two days ago to some ol' bitch.

You know what television channel can suck my dick ( Read more... )