My pubic bone and hips hurt bad. I'm not enjoying this part of pregnancy at all. I want to be outside sitting playing in the yard or setting up the patio furniture but instead I get to be inside feeling sorry for myself that I feel crappy ( Read more... )

I had my 28 week OB appointment today. Nothing too exciting to report. No Gestational Diabetes, though. YAY! I don't think I would have been able to cut out my sweets ( Read more... )

My dog gave me a bleeding lip today. Ouch! she hit me in the mouth when jumping up to give me some love. She's a mean mean dog, and then, of course, she tried suck-holing afterward. So I punched her in the mouth! ... Ok, not really, but I pretended to and it made me feel better ( Read more... )

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People shouldn't be mean to pregnant ladies. I mean... shit, you see the belly. Just don't be rude to me! I'm either going to cry or jump..er.. crawl over my desk and beat the crap out of your nasty attitude ( Read more... )

The great thing about pot is that you can have a debate about washing machines- their capacity, water usage, function when comparing 'normal' machines and the '16-pairs-of-jeans-at-once'- while stoned and be 100% in to the subject you're debating, with full conviction at that ( Read more... )

I hacven't wrote anything in forever, and, boys and girls, it's not going to start here.


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Unless my ears are betraying me, I just got propositioned for a threesome by a very drunk guest. Hmm. That would kill the last 3 hours of my shift rather quickly.

Alas, they're not my type and too drunk to deal with even if they were.

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