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Things Parents Do #1
Tired of your children running around going apeshit every time you take them out in public? Want to make them stop? No(!) You don't have to stop feeding them soda and Chicken McNuggets! We know that you don't have time to cook for your family (!) That's we've invented the Child Leash!!!!(!)!!!!
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Things Rich People Do #1
Rich people like to buy everything with credit cards. It does not matter how cheap or expensive the item is. This may be because they do not understand the value of cash.
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tuesday
election watching.
i hear rumors of the temple bar & the honeymoon.
i'm sure wes and i would offer our place if we had teevee. but we do not. (nor do we have couches at the moment)
fellow non-weapon-owning terrorists, what's the word on the street? -
8 minutes before work
3 unprompted conversations since thursday with people who may or may not be in cahoots ( Read more... ) -
the weekenders
I could avoid real life forever.
If I had money. And someone to do my laundry for me.
Tonight marks the third night I spend on the living room floor sleeping next to Wes Davis. Wait, what?
Oh, okay. I could see how that could be perceived as misleading. What I mean to say is that I'm sleeping on a mattress. The bedrooms haven't been set up yet. ( Read more... ) -
too good to be true
i'm packing. i'm packing.
am i really escaping this prison house?
drinking. dancing. packing.
i'm ready to start over.
and seriously, i know now the livejournal screennames of like three friends of mine and i still can only find one of them.
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starting out
I do not understand how I'm supposed to find the people I know who are already on livejournal. there's no name search and most people's pictures are of saucer-eyed anime prostitution candidates or characters from invader zim -
typewriter neglection
I've just received an e-mail informing me that 'livejournal is my friend ( Read more... )
