Comments | brian_goodwin: Spoiler Alert!

brian_goodwin

Spoiler Alert!

Jul 13, 2007 23:37

I hate spoilers. Hate, hate, hate them. When somebody tells me the ending to a movie or book I'm interested in,, it's immediately ruined: every simple reference within the story becomes an omen of what I now know is to come, and all of my potential enjoyment of the work is lost with the thought of "Awwwww! I already know what they're trying to ( Read more... )

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jonesiesucks July 14 2007, 05:14:09 UTC

The ending:

Harry Potter walks into his dorm room, carrying a bag of groceries. he sees two feet on the floor, covered in blue booties.

He looks up.

There's Mark Wahlberg, pointing a gun at his head. He tries to get off a word, when Wahlberg shoots. Killing Harry.

He casually walks out of the room.

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brian_goodwin July 14 2007, 14:33:44 UTC

Haha, I think a lot of people have been making jokes to this effect ( ... )

allbymylonesome July 23 2007, 07:13:29 UTC

This made me LOL.

irishbassmaster July 14 2007, 05:36:37 UTC

i second what he said

hilarykallin July 14 2007, 06:14:57 UTC

does that stuff really happen? if so, I HATE YOU.

OR, is the point of this to say you hate spoilers and then spoil it for everyone as a joke? idk. you have an interesting brain.

brian_goodwin July 14 2007, 14:21:08 UTC

Huh? I was just saying don't tell me the ending to tbe book ... a lot of people figure Harry's a horcrux, but I don't know if it's true. The Dumbledore/Fawkes thing is just a really nerdy joke. And, yeah, J.K. Rowling is an esteablished author. This was just a warning to not tell me anything.

hilarykallin July 16 2007, 01:35:41 UTC

nerdy joke, but brilliant

zero002021 July 16 2007, 03:29:19 UTC

What happens in Harry Potter? Everybody dies.