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[brian_pa]

New place. I am finished with the last place, and I will not return there.

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[lady_jane]

Over on bj_connect you wrote:

and fuck Claire for designating me as Peter’s “guardian” for behavioral issues at school!).

OMG, I bet she was snickering madly when she did that. *snickers*

So, I guess it's safe to say Peter's over his little girlfriend, huh?

[brian_pa]

Peter may be blessed (cursed?) with the Kinney gene for I-Want-To-Have-My-Cake-And-Eat-Him/Her-Too. He apparently has NOT cut loose his chere amie; he just wants some action on the side. "Apparently" being the relevant word here; I am not too closely quizzing him on his almost-sex life.

[lady_jane]

He apparently has NOT cut loose his chere amie; he just wants some action on the side

Indeed, he really is your nephew!

I am not too closely quizzing him on his almost-sex life.

As long as you gave him the safe-sex lecture and made sure he knows where the condom's are, most of your job is done.

Of course, he should probably know that the reason you're considered a phenomenonal lover is... hm. Why is that again? I'd always assumed it's becuase you make sure the other person gets off? But is that necessarily true?

You might want to make sure he knows about the clitoris, and the whole self-lubing thing. And maybe you should bring Lindsay in for reinforcements on this one...

(Yes, I am enjoying this, actually.)

[brian_pa]

Jesus, was it really necessary to use the C word? And I don't mean "condom." Actually, I think I am going to be sick.

Maybe I will give Lindsay a call...