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[briancvdavis]

And so it begins

Comments

[limes]

i heard this is going to be the Mariners best year yet.

[briancvdavis]

You have two choices for comments. A.) That's not hard to accomplish. -OR- B.) Welcome to the "Elephant Club". Member since 2001.

[browningm]

Go Mariners! Wait... people are dumping people now?

[briancvdavis]

Yes.

They are dumping their three-to-four month old relationships now. If I were going to acknowledge this yearly phenomenon, I'd also say that mid-May is when the rash of dumpings ends.

[keenman]

Shoot -- I really wish somebody had told me that was how it was supposed to work -- I've been single all this time!

[briancvdavis]

Sorry. I'm a bad, bad, friend. But I'm sure that you'll find someone who isn't so seasonally challenged.

[keenman]

I hope so, but it'll have to be the right one; I'm glad I'm patient. :-)

[darthdogbert]

With the season the M's are having this year, I don't know which of your two topic choices is more depressing....

[briancvdavis]

I know... With the way things are going, I don't think my eternal optimism is going to make it out of May.

[stargazen]

Oh honey....

"...So-and-so has dumped so-and-so. So-and-so's available. So-and-so is in a really vulnerable, "American Idol has only five weeks left"

I love you so much tonight, if nothing but for that comment... thats fucking funny, yet so true, and usually comes out in the same breath of a phone conversation.

[briancvdavis]

And on the phone, you can't slap the person who said it. That's what really makes me sad.