QUOTE THIS ( Read more... )

Lost....

One best friend...

Last seen sipping wine in the Niagara region. Will come to "hey slut" when called! If found please feed her a straight vodka, wine, and beer diet.

Reward: One million good intentions gone bad!

Alright ( Read more... )

So um? Is there a point to posting on here
Do people still check this?
TESTING 123

Woot

Love bri

Find a guy, who calls you beautiful instead of hot ( Read more... )

I excel at not giving a shit....Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation and expectation begets disappointment...So the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest ( Read more... )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHi-ZcvFV_0

Well....you may have planned on becoming a man through sexual conquest. But perhaps an equally valid preparation for adulthood would be a night filled with disappointment and compromise

AHH I see the fuck up fairy is back....And it forgot to do the dishes!

She calls him early because she knows he'll be asleep ( Read more... )