To my Dearest Wife on Halmark Day!!!

[brianspeak]

My Darling Karen!

I promise to neglect and ignore you today like I do every other day.

Happy Halmark Darlin...I'll pick you up something at the gas station on the way home!

Love your Husband!

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[yes_you_do]

Not a pack of smokes and a porno again I hope!
That's what you gave me our last anniversary.
Beef jerky might be a nice gesture.

I LOVE YOU THE MOST... just remember that.

[brianspeak]

Nuthin's to good for my lil lady...
The Big Glup in the PLASTIC cup this year honey!!!