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[brianthestuntbu]

Fuck I love hot sauce. Like seriously, most of what I eat is determined by just how good of a hot sauce delivery system it is. Good with hot sauce? Good for me to eat. Hot sauce no good? Get the fuck out.

If hot sauce was a woman I would be married by now. Or I guess maybe a stalker. Maybe more likely a stalker.

Boy, that's depressing.

Comments

[lilcanadianliz]

If hot sauce was a woman, you probably wouldn't want to put your penis in her. It might start burning when you pee.

[smoore23]

What's the weirdest thing you eat hot sauce on?

[brianthestuntbu]

Hmmm. I dunno, none of it seems that odd to me. Sandwiches maybe? Most sandwiches I eat these days are hot sauce instead of something like mayo.

I have never been much of a mayo person though.

[mrsbigtuna]

I feel the exact opposite about hot sauce, meaning I'm a punk that can't handle it.

Can we still be friends?

[brianthestuntbu]

...
I guess. THIS time.

This Conversation Probably Happens Way Too Often

[lilcanadianliz]

Brian: "Oh man, your sauce is the best. It's so hot. Like, I love eating your sauce. It's the hottest, and I just love putting it all over everything and just eating it up."

Frank: "Excuse me sir, you are making me uncomfortable."

Re: This Conversation Probably Happens Way Too Often

[brianthestuntbu]

I see what you did there...