I'm standing here buck naked drenched in champagne looking at a bunch of strangers looking at me looking at them.

I'm fine, Mom. How's Washington?

I absolutely lover crappy Haunting Shows. I don't know why they are my trashy weakness but they are. Well, I guess I know why, I love horror movies and shit like that. What I love is how mundane fuck ups get blamed on ghosts. The one I am watching is about the ghost of an ax murderer haunting some family. Now I won't lie, if the house I bought ( Read more... )

I had never before been to a funeral at Arlington National Cemetery. It was mercifully brief which I think my Grandma would have wanted and appreciated. She enjoyed attention but didn't care much for formality or ceremony and had a severe distaste for the church. While I was there I couldn't help reflect on the different in attendance between ( Read more... )

It's no secret that I have wanted super powers since I could wish for things. It is also no secret I spend a lot of time thinking about having super powers. Like a whole lot. Sometimes when I am out walking I point my wrists at buildings and make soft little fwip noises to see if I have webbing yet. Most of the time I make sure no one is ( Read more... )

I had a dream last night that Barry Allen was showing me his crime lab for some reason. A few things stood out to me during said dream. First, he was painfully dull. He just talked about the most boring shit and seemed to think I would care about his vials of magnesium and on and on and on. Second, he is not as clever as he thinks. Like he ( Read more... )

My mom is currently on a campaign to try and make me feel bad about not planning on spending father's day with her. She is telling me how people are going to be at her house and she is having my grandfather over for Father's Day and how he is getting older and so on. Of course, there is the fact that I have a father and all that means I usually ( Read more... )

It's hot outside, what I need is a cool Island song to cool my firey something something something. Or a hot Island song to melt my cold heart ( Read more... )

I am wired like you wouldn't believe. I am on about maybe 6 hours of sleep in the past 3 or so days. I dunno math is for losers. And I'm no loser. I'm a winner. I can feel it ( Read more... )

I can't sleep. Everytime I lay down my head some new worry springs to mind. I could really use a job. That would be nice. I could use a lot of things and I seem to worry about something new each time. I am so bored. I am so... I don't know. My life kind of sucks at the moment. It would be nice if I had any idea how to change that.

Fuck I love hot sauce. Like seriously, most of what I eat is determined by just how good of a hot sauce delivery system it is. Good with hot sauce? Good for me to eat. Hot sauce no good? Get the fuck out.

If hot sauce was a woman I would be married by now. Or I guess maybe a stalker. Maybe more likely a stalker.

Boy, that's depressing.