I wish I had more courage but when you know you're going to fail you might as well just chicken out.

Right?

I mentioned this yesterday and Adam gave me shit but I fucking hate the Monument 10K. I think Adam said, "Yeah, fuck them for doing something healthy". I don't give a flying fuck if they want to do something healthy. I hate that the street I live on is blocked off so if I need to get across the street for any reason I have to walk an extra 2 ( Read more... )

I am pretty sure I just saw Odin at the grocery store. I was walking in and there was this guy with this long white beard, like epically awesome and long. And it wasn't a Santa Claus beard, it was an Odin beard. I couldn't see his beard cause he had this big, worn, wide brim hat on his head that was mostly shielding his face from view, though he ( Read more... )

I am up entirely too late. Late enough that I have been thinking about potential Weekend at Bernie's remakes or sequels. I really feel like enough wasn't done with the concept. I would like to see a WWII film with Bernie. Either him as a high ranking Nazi official, mainly just because goose stepping Bernie would be pretty great. Or he could be ( Read more... )

That, my friends, is a fake out title. I write it like I am angry or drunk or possibly horny? No way, I am pretty sure that's not horny. Much more likely drunk or angry. Either way, I have been up far, far too long. For some strange reason I am completely fucking wired. Like totally wired. Like a song by The Fall. Like I am making obscure ( Read more... )

I have pretty much been listening to a mix of Kris Kristofferson and Neil Diamond all day today. Now, you might think that's an odd mix. I would respond by saying: Isn't it clear that I don't give a flying fuck what you think by now?

Google is supposed to customize it's ads. This often leads to some interesting associations but for the last 3 days every email I check it is telling me about greenKarat.com. Green Engagement rings. Loving her, loving the environment, a marriage of values. What confuses me is that it keeps giving me this, or, you know, at all. If I am to ( Read more... )

I can't sleep. My head hurts and I am pretty tired but I can't sleep. I have rage issues in general and I am pretty fucking angry tonight. Everytime I lay down to sleep I just get angry all over again. I received a letter tonight, sometime after 9, slipped under my door. Delivered by my property manager I suppose. Whoever it was didn't even ( Read more... )

Never forget everyone is the hero of their own story. I may think Superman is a hero but what about Lex Luthor? From where Lex is sitting he's just a dude who pulled himself up by his own boot straps and is trying to make a buck, then this Super powered bully keeps showing up to ruin shit.

You're wrong and I'm right. And that won't change no matter how much we fight.