So at the store the other night I remembered I needed some cheese. Nothing good mind you, just the American singles thing. I was about to buy the typical store brand I get usually when I saw there was some even cheaper stuff. So I grabbed that because it was $1.29 for 16 slices, which is pretty amazingly cheap. Then Yesterday I went to eat the ( Read more... )

Beserkers used to kill and skin a bear and then wear it's skin into battle to grant them invulnerability.

It's a shame it didn't work for the bears.

Fuck the towing company. They stole my car off the street this time and it took me like 4 hours on the phone with the city of Richmond to figure out who had my car. What I really, really needed was another big bill. Thank you towing company assholes ( Read more... )

Sleep has been fitful and infrequent in the last week. 5 AM and I have become fast friends once again. I don't think I've fallen asleep before 5:30 any day in a while. I don't think I have slept more than an hour without waking up and struggling to get back to sleep at any point. I am certain I am tired and out of it. Still, I have remained ( Read more... )

A fighter doesn't need a scrapbook, you can read it all in his face, the entire story cut into his flesh. A glance in the mirror tells the tale, the hard surface reflecting only the truth, no gentle magic there. It begins the same as always. Little boys with their heads full up with dreams, it begins the day they find out there is no magic, the ( Read more... )

One big advantage to not having a job? Well, when I can't sleep so what? With the internet I can send my resume at anytime and until I actually get a damn interview sleep happens whenever I want.

Last night I watched a horrible movie called Jack-OIt had one of the most ill advised scenes ever too ( Read more... )

Attention crappy web comic makers, your crappy little web comics suck. They aren't funny and likely you aren't either. You all suck and I hold you in utter disdain. That's right, I'm mocking you for having the courage to try and fail. You should thank me, it wouldn't be courageous if you didn't stand the chance of being derided by assholes like ( Read more... )

een a long time but here we are one more time around while I am stuck here ( Read more... )

My dreams are like 80's horror movies. Or at least the one I had last night was. It was pretty much the greatest thing that ever happened to me ( Read more... )