Blood, Earholes, and Poop from the sky

Nov 15, 2005 07:54

So yesterday I was walking down 20th street and I walked through a literal storm of poop. It was amazing. I was walking back to my office and bird feces started to rain down from the sky. I hadn’t even noticed that many birds, but apparently they were up there and apparently that had synchronized their bowel movements to coordinate precisely ( Read more... )

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dixiemedley November 15 2005, 16:15:16 UTC
1. I miss 20th Street.
2. Tell your wife I'm sorry that she has the flu and that you think this is awesome. :)
3. Crazy dog.

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lifeashouse November 15 2005, 17:59:39 UTC
I kind of like the smell of bird poo. I'm in negotiations with Avon to bottle the scent, so I am looking for feedback on the idea. Did ladies hit on you more than average after being shat on?

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elirosalind November 15 2005, 18:04:23 UTC
tell brooke I hope she feels better. i really enjoyed getting to see her sunday at lunch.
dingo is kickass. i'm trying to convince clint that we should eventually get a dog, but to no avail. = (

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maxwere November 15 2005, 19:30:49 UTC
I know about those birds. The day I got my brand new pimped black Jeep detailed I parked downtown (under a tree) to go to a club. When I came back out, it looked like a paintball commando team had attacked my car. I had never seen a car with this much bird poop on it. My first new car!!! I was sooo pissed. It was like 2:00am, but I still ran it through the car wash. ...later, I found out birds do this when they roost.

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anonymous November 15 2005, 19:38:03 UTC
I ate grapes today. Tell Brook to suck it up and quite blaming me for making her blow smoke through her nose. Just kidding...hope she feels better. Dogs are dumbasses...get a cat.
oops...just farted, better go make sure I didn't shiite myself.
Amy

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