i don't know how you can say 8 years of bill messed up the country, seeing as how the enacted a multitude of environmental laws and repairs to sluggish government services while reducing the national debt, coaxing the economny into the highest point it's been in 30 years, defusing the conflict in the balkans, and in general making the europeans ( Read more... )

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You Are 25 Years Old

25

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe ( Read more... )

I've been informed that the hospital has a job for me as a computer tech, or something. This is great! They'll probably pay above minimum wage, and it'll be something I enjoy. Also, I now know for sure I won't be doomed to working at Gay-linnium or Fag-site.

I have $8.00 now for doing nothing. Now that I've gotten all the bugs worked out, I can leave it on 24/7. $0.45 x 24 hours x 30 days = $324 a month. How's that for sitting on your butt?

Dunno about you but I sit on my butt in front of the computer a lot trying to work on homework, but I never really get anything done. This thing I'm going to tell you about is called "paid to surf," where you get paid to look at websites that automatically rotate every 30 seconds. It sounds crappy, but theres a catch. YOU CAN HACK IT. Once you ( Read more... )

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Being that I haven't updated in a whole year, I'd like to let everyone know that I broke up with Megan and am now accpeting girlfriend applications.

I'm 17 YEARS OLD TODAY! w00t! It's been a great day. I was kinda tired in the morning, but that was OK. We didn't do much 2nd block during percussion except talk! Then in pre-cal we did all the homework in class, which means I have nothing to study in there--same for history (thank goodness). Then band and drumline--both went well. I'm ( Read more... )