Comments | bridgealicious: Celibate-not by choice

bridgealicious

Celibate-not by choice

Dec 05, 2005 12:22

Cute Boy with an Accent came over Saturday night. After swearing off booze forever Saturday morning, we proceeded to drink like fish, watch movies, and make out like teenagers on my couch. I like this boy, but…. There it is the big BUT. Why oh why must there always be a but? BUT…. our sex life is nonexistence ( Read more... )

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k_rocked December 5 2005, 18:53:59 UTC

Like I said, you should just forget about it for at least 15 more dates. Just like, make it a non-issue. Really, maybe the building pressure is now the problem. In the meantime, there's Mr. Osaki, which, lucky for me, is doing wonders for curtailing possible bad-judgment hook-ups. However, I do like to get choked by actual man-hands every now and again; every two weeks or so should do me good in that arena.

michael_j_lucid December 5 2005, 19:19:00 UTC

You're actually going for it, right? Not just waiting for him? You haven't just grabbed him, unzipped, wrapped, and inserted? If he doesn't let you do that, he musy have some insecurity issues...small pee pee, premature ejacualtion, botched cicumcision, tatoo of an ex on the shaft, etc, etc.

k_rocked December 5 2005, 20:05:51 UTC

Hey you. Come to Gunther Murphy's tomorrow.

Can't... michael_j_lucid December 5 2005, 20:10:35 UTC

Tomorrow is my birthday, and I have a networking event to attend over at the Landmark....feel free to come, free passes to the BEST OF AWARDs for Indie films in Chicago... :)

Re: Can't... k_rocked December 6 2005, 18:03:56 UTC

Well, happy birthday then, ya old man! We shall have to celebrate belatedly at some point soon!

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zsazsanomore December 5 2005, 23:51:05 UTC

What is the problem? He can't get/keep it up?

bridgealicious December 5 2005, 23:57:37 UTC

He can't keep it up, which is a shame because it's quite impressive...... WAH!!!I didn't even try Saturday night.

zsazsanomore December 6 2005, 01:31:29 UTC

No way...that stinks. Too much to drink? Pot? I had a boyfriend once who was that way...it was awful. He was huge too haha...I wonder if there is any correlation?

bridgealicious December 6 2005, 01:38:20 UTC

I don't think so. J.J. the gargantuan had no problem maintaining. Sigh... J.J.

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moonnfreak December 6 2005, 00:33:53 UTC

hahaha, i had a similar problem with my boyfriend when we first started dating.

we made out for HOURS. oh my god i have never been so sick of kissing... i never wanted to kiss again!

even after we finally did it, it still took a long time before we didn't make out for (what seemed like) hours before hand. we were both too shy.

moonnfreak December 6 2005, 00:34:57 UTC

ok except- nevermind.. our problem was being shy not getting it up. ;p

bridgealicious December 6 2005, 00:42:03 UTC

yeah, right?!!!!!!