Is this thng on?

Epileptic-Okay, so I knew the moment our eyes met this was going to be a bad date. Definitely no sparks, chemistry, fireworks or any other kind of chemical reactions going on.  Ugh. Thankfully, I already double booked that night. I was meeting my sister later, so at least I could end the date a little early. He was waiting for me outside the bar ( Read more... )

Finally, I went on a good date!  Hearts and flowers and rainbows and whatnot.

Bridget

Last Saturday, I made my way out to the burbs to visit with my sister and my little niece. I decided to crash at my sister's house that night because my dad was participating in a Tae Kwon Dao tournament out that way early Sunday morning, and I could catch a ride with my sister.

Okay. Before I can tell you what I did, I need to explain a couple of ( Read more... )

Every time I talk to this one guy, he wants me to compare him and rate him against other men. (We had a very fleeting early summer tryst and he still asks me.) I find it very annoying.

1.       I’m not 20 anymore. I don’t keep a running list of men I've kissed and what not. (Okay. That’s not totally true. I do have a platoon of toy soldiers with ( Read more... )

Okay, I’ve been doing this online dating thing for awhile now (without much success, but that’s a story for another time). Anyhow, if you’re a lady and you’re thinking about signing up for the many online dating sites out there, beware of the following profiles.  If you’re a man, please be one of the diamonds in the rough and write something ( Read more... )

One of my friends just called me and told me she had a very unexpected miscarriage today. My very heartfelt response was…

...Well at least you won't have to see Maury to find out who is the baby's daddy.

Too soon?

Come on.  She thought it was funny.

Is there something in the water/air?  Or is Jupiter cresting whatever. (I have no idea what that horoscope/astrology stuff means.) Seriously, two guys went a little crazy on me this weekend.   Anyhow, I’ve been quarantined in my apartment since Thursday with the bubonic plague. (Okay, I may have exaggerated just a little bit. It’s more than likely ( Read more... )

Aw crap. Have you ever gone on a date and the guy was nice enough, but there just wasn’t anything there? Then after three martinis you kiss him in a drunken haze? Then he keeps calling you and shows up where you work out? Yeah. That’s the kind of stuff that happens to me. Read on to hear more about my dating life.

Dumb Guy/Crazy Foot Fetish dude- I ( Read more... )

Do you remember back in the day when boys/girls would make mix tapes for their girlfriends/boyfriends? Usually, the tapes would include songs like Cheap Trick’s The Flame or Journey or some power ballad. ANYHOW, while at Lollapalooza, I decided I would make my own mix tape (which is actually just a playlist on my ipod). So far this is what I got ( Read more... )