Boyfriend -- One Position Available Immediately ( Read more... )

Here's my bullet point list of my experience in Nicaragua. Check out my pictures on my myspace page. I wrote a little narrative with each picture ( Read more... )

Dating so far this year the cliff notes version ( Read more... )

So I just opened the freezer at work to get some ice for my pop, and I saw two big crates of something called “Big Licks a Lot.” I just shook my head, closed the freezer and chuckled to myself.

P.S. I have no idea what a Big Licks a Lot is. I'm assuming some tasty frozen treat.
P.P.S. I think Big Licks a Lot would be a funny nickname. I’m just

There's no better way to start the day than seeing a midget playing tennis. Guaranteed to make you smile every time!

P.S. She even had the cute tennis outfit on.

P.P.S. I'm totally going to hell...

P.P.P.S. ...for a number of reasons besides this one.

What I really wrote ( Read more... )

The other night I watched the Funniest Joke Ever or something like that on the History Channel. They finished the show with one liners. This joke made me choke on my water.

Do you think cab drivers forget they have a fare when they're driving a midget?

(Taken from myspace ( Read more... )

Okay, so I haven't posted in forever. Mainly because I don't have a computer at home, and I actually work while I'm at my new job (well not so new anymore). Let me try to sum up the last two years quickly for everyone in this handy dandy time line ( Read more... )

With all the repairs that the CTA are currently doing, I've been taking the bus home. There are a few buses that I can take, but one shortens its route during rush hour. So I climb on board and ask the bus driver, "Do you go all the way?" The entire bus cracked up.

NICE one Bridge.