Online Dating Profiles

[bridgealicious]

Okay, I’ve been doing this online dating thing for awhile now (without much success, but that’s a story for another time). Anyhow, if you’re a lady and you’re thinking about signing up for the many online dating sites out there, beware of the following profiles.  If you’re a man, please be one of the diamonds in the rough and write something

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[seriesfinale]

I rather have my hands between his legs yelling hike than watching it on TV.

Wa-hey!

(Oops, I guess this makes me Pervert Guy)

[bridgealicious]

Okay, we all know I'm pretty much a prevert, but mostly it's just my sense of humor that's preverted. I guess what I meant was more along the line of sexual predators than perverts.

you need to publish this shit.

[drunkmuppet]

we are starting a new political party and I would love you to write a online dating blog!!!!

[mattstratton]

This post makes me wish I still had onlinedatingmorons.com going. A few female friends of mine contributed to it with tales of hilarious online dating profiles and communications. But it's since fallen by the wayside.

Just in case you need more hilarity, the original forum thread that started it all is here - http://www.yehoodi.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=67520

And I'm *pretty* sure that in my single, online-dating days I didn't fall into any of those categories. I think I was more "Obscure Reference Guy". I just found an old craigslist confirmation email so I looked up an example:

90 to 95 percent of the population is undateable! - 30

[bridgealicious]

That's awesome. I'll have to check it out.