ANGRY TIMES!!!!

[bridgealicious]

If you already don't think I'm a whacko, I'm sure you will after reading this post

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[docdetroit]

*shakes head*

Dames.

[bridgealicious]

Dames?! "shakes head" Boys...

[docdetroit]

Now....did you think that rewarding the boy with aggressive sex acts is the best way to teach him a lesson?

That is like saying "Bad Dog! Have a treat!"

[bridgealicious]

Good point. However, I think I got my point across loud and clear.

[seriesfinale]

Haha, awesome

[bridgealicious]

It was awesome. I bet that fucker will never be late again.

[docdetroit]

further from my point above....what if he liked it when you were rough?

[bridgealicious]

Well, if he liked it a lot then we'd incorporate it into our everyday routine.

[scathedobsidian]

Damn, woman.

[bridgealicious]

That's right. Don't mess with the Bridge or else you get spankies with your own belt.

[k_rocked]

ohh... my... god... i. can't. stifle. giggles. you are SO FUCKING FUNNY!!! i can't wait til this shit gets turned into a book...

I said, “Good. You should. You get one freebie. One fuck up, and this is yours. However, this does not go without punishment.” Then I ripped off his belt, shoved him into my bedroom, pushed him on my bed face down. I planted one knee firmly in his back and gave him brutal spankies. “This is for being a fucker!” WHAM! “This is for being disrespectful!” WHACK! “This is for keeping me waiting on Thanksgiving! One whack for every hour you kept me waiting!” BAM! BAM! BAM! “This is for keeping me waiting tonight!” KAPOW! “And one for every Hour!” SMACK, SMACK, SMAAAA… “WAIT, Bridge, I was only two hours late.” “TOO BAD! Now you get another!” SLAP! “And one more just because!” WHAMMO!

GAHHH!!!!!!!!!