My life according to Facebook status:

[bridgeisburning]

Because sooner or later I am going to start posting some fic somewhere, and if I'm lucky, someone will come here to check out how big of a creep I am/not... my FB statuses for the last couple months:

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[thefantasmickah]

I want to know about the hair conditioner...

[bridgeisburning]

You really are stalking me now, aren't you?? hahaha I love it.

Conditioner mistake= I got a free sample of hair conditioner and it said on the package that it was for ~ethnic hair.... I completely disregarded the possibility that it might mean a different ethnicity than mine. I put this conditioner in my hair and attempted to rinse it out per usual... 45 minutes later, I finally got it to the point where it looked like I just hadn't showered in a few days as opposed to when it first went in when it looked like I had rubbed bacon grease in my hair.... it was a mess. And a much more hilarious story while it was happening hahaha I was calling everyone I knew trying to figure out what to do.

[thefantasmickah]

Perhaps... Also, shiny gold underpants? Lulzzzz.

Hahahhahahhah oh man that's great. I don't have any stories like that. Hahahahha.

[bridgeisburning]

Hey, I don't question your undergarment choices, alright?? lol

Also, I will admit that I attempted to stalk your journal but it is practically void of anything but fandom stuffffs