Doing a lasagna tour of duty. checking it out. scoping the scene. gonna find out which ones are so fresh and so clean clean. Lasagna. its good to know - where to go. On the lasagna list so far ( Read more... )

I'm pretty bored

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I've got one of those dear jane self help writers staying on my floor, her name is Flo. Its kind of not so much the actual floor - more like the metaphorical floor... Either way its kind of good this way I can get free advice on dreams and groin injuries (damn betty's bread warmers why do you have to be schniggy banging height *why do you have to ( Read more... )

I feel like I'm just wasting a lot of time lately ( Read more... )

We are on the french riviera and its pretty nice ey. I'm feeling a little bit spoilt to tell you the truth. I know I worked my bottom off in really really really shit jobs for ages to get here but man...a little bit spoilt. The other day we were sitting in a spa in a heated room with the swiss alps out the window, alternating between sunbed and spa ( Read more... )

I'm so sick I feel like someones stuffed cotton wool into my brain I'm getting muddled all the time.Yesterday I went into my locker to get a strepsil out of my bag..I had a cottonwool ear digger stick in my hand and I thought..I know I'll pick up my bag with two hands and I'll put my ear digger into my ear for safe keeping and future digging... ( Read more... )

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Out in the sunshine get vitamin D! Going to the V&A and also to the natural history museum. rock. my life rules!!!

Please don't rain again, please sky. Spare stinky london for just one day.
I can't afford to destroy any more shoes in invisible 10m deep puddles.

Apart from the shithouse weather being unemployed short-term here is pretty much a joy

Today was sexual harrassment day at work ( Read more... )