I didn't write this.

'Twas the night before Christmas,

and God it was neat

The kids were both gone,

and my wife was in heat

The doors were all bolted,

and the phone off the hook

It was time for some nooky,

by hook or by crook.

Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude

Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube

When out on the lawn ( Read more... )