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On the day of Fri on the week prior to the current week, being the 5th day into the month of August I, Sabina, turned the age of 17. On the day that is my birth I pissed myself for $20.00. Yes indeed I full-fledgedly pissed my pants. I'm sure you don't hear about 17-year-old girls, who are not mentally redarted, that pissed their pants. I am still ( Read more... )

your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elda berries now go away before I taunt you a second time ( Read more... )

Pops

I have been to Hawaii. The island of comoniwanalaiya.

The true ending of the story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears-

The papa bear said, "Someone's been sleeping in my bed!"

The mama bear then said, "And someone's been sleeping in my bed, too!"

Finally the baby bear said, " Someone's been sleeping in my bed... And the BASTARD'S still there ( Read more... )