oh em gee! today was toe-tally Horrible! <3! i was so trying to be anerexic! but my mom made me have a tic-tac! G-ross! i was soo T-oed! No silly not tyrell owens! that means ticked off, for all of you not in the know! SO guess what i did! i threw it up!! im no longer in the double digits of weight! i cant wait to fit into my barbie clothes again ( Read more... )

i write poetry. can i keep my hands warm UNDER YOURE HEAVING BREASTS. i sacrafice children to the god of meatloaf. hold my hand and lets do the nastidy dasitdy ( Read more... )

hahahhahaha i went on my brothers screen name

Ncth45: yo
atrip86: pshh yoo
Ncth45: whatup fierce?
atrip86: not much eating babies and fucking ladies
atrip86: whats up with you
Ncth45: hah
Ncth45: hahah
Ncth45: nothin man

Ncth45: what r u doin tonight?
atrip86: probably smokin bitches like turkey bacon , and  if a girlhas no morals then imma hit it, ( Read more... )

so like saturday i listend to music most of the day and my mom was driving me to the mall by myself andddd we hit a deer and she was like oh shit , stops the car, gets out and is like brie we cant let this happen this is going to be on my record and she hands me this shovel and we start digging a hole and shes freaking out so we can burry the body ( Read more... )

Everyone needs to start doing more stupid shit

{one}

Something tells me Shakespeare

Would never have gone by “billy.”

The name commands very little from adulthood

Rolling as it does on small balanced somersaults.

{two}

From years away

I hear children playing in the road

Unscathed by the passing traffic

Hitting tennis balls

With aluminum bats

Sending them orbiting off over foreign ground

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Winter break.


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10 seconds left until midnight

9 chances to drown ourselves in black hair dye

8 faces turned away from the shock

7 windows and 6 of them were locked

5 stories falling


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hahahahahah jimmy schiender.

Good weekend? Allison marissa touche. i looked damn good. and i dance like an ipod commercial. sarah, makes me question her ethnicity, i awnt to call her tequana ( Read more... )