ITT The worst thing I've ever done.

I think it was crushing a baby Japanese Quail in my bare hand.

You can't respond to this without posting in comments the most evil thing you've done.

I was given by a girl I know one of those quizzes that ask participants to answer mundane questions about themselves, and then, on threat of death or promise of granted wishes, to evangelize the quiz to others.

What interests me about these things is the ways that my answers change as we grow older. When I was 16 I didn't take the time to explain my ( Read more... )

Aichi is still the cutest, most adorable ferret there ever was. The other day, she stole an entire 18 inch pizza, and hid it under the couch. With each pilfered slice, I felt my heart swell ever larger. And when she was done, she stood guard a few feet away, viciously attacking my roommate, who did not know of her secreted hoard. When I approached ( Read more... )

Ph4.

Oh! Modern gender roles! How you have strayed from the path of the righteous.

Rest in peace, those blessed days of antiquity, when the dim light of the salons illuminate grace and charm uttered from the lips of young lovers, and wit over candor would be heard to woo the lady’s heart.

No more, it seems, though any woman will swear on her soul that ( Read more... )

"Mmmm... ohgod," he moaned, spreading another layer of cheese on another cracker. With the finesse and care of a master craftsmen, he placed a second cracker on top of the first. "Its like a delicious French oreo."

 College is a more surreal experience than I could have ever anticipated. Older and wiser people inform one from an early age that college is where one is to go to learn things when one grows up. What one is not told is how that learning is to take place.

Our official education teaches us facts and theorems. The items that grace our essays and ( Read more... )

Microsoft has released the first release candidate for their new operating system, Windows Vista. My experiences lead me to believe that Vista allows your desktop to be the cutest thing ever.

The anti-malware solution integrated into the OS can be scaled to any user's preferences without becoming annoying at low-security settings, which is a huge ( Read more... )

My getting back in to the swing of working, and of school, will necessitate the continual use of this delicious but neglected space to dump my excess testimonials. You know my drill. I write in phases. This post is the upside down exclamation point that marks the beginning of just such a phase. An exciting one, I hope ( Read more... )

Pd3.