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[brifyi]

Because I am attempting to be nice, I find it necessary to seek the advice of my wonderful friends and ask - WHAT IS THE NICEST WAY TO TELL MY GASSY SLIMFAST DRINKING CELLMATE TO STOP FARTING?!

Thank you.

Comments

i would

[heymonkey]

say "that's a good one ... I mean like woah!"

Re: i would

[brifyi]

I got the "WOAH!" part in there, but it was followed by a "WTF?!?!"

[_timewellwasted]

put some bean-o on her desk.

[brifyi]

I ended up swiping that crappy (no pun intended) air freshner from bathroom and spraying it on the otherside of her wall. I'm not sure if she got the message, but other people sure as hell did.

After like the 4th time, I was ready to just swing her chair around and push her nasty ass out of the cubicle.

[cmo]

Punch her in the head?

Even dogs learn to stop biting if you smack them in the nose enough times :x

[cmo]

I have no idea why I'm assuming it's a "her" ._.

[lucky_mcgee]

*snort*

I suggest you just say "EWW! STINKY!" really loudly about every 3 minutes. Maybe they'll get the hint. xoD