I've achieved that "icky" feeling again and therefore I'm cutting myself off of all things bad for a couple of weeks. This is particularly important since I still can't go to the gym. Well, I can go, I just can't work out yet. Time to flood my body with H20 and flush out alllllllll the toxins and what have you that's making me feel icky. Okay, ( Read more... )

If someone doesn't beat this idiot retarded, I will have no choice but to do it myself. Remind me to slap his wife while I'm at it.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/01/24/kevin_federline_jams_to_popoza.html

Stolen from heymonkey

What weird misc. thing are you?
Mooning Smilie Face
You sick freak.

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After 6 weeks off....I have to go back to work tomorrow.

Fuckaduck

I'm sorry, I don't recall purchasing a ticket to crazy town. Queso y arroz! That certainly was the shortest relationship I can truly say that I've been in. Damn boys I tell ya, I really should just become a full fledged lesbian. Well, except when it comes to Chad. ;p

After 328943 days without rain, not only did we finally get some yesterday ( ( Read more... )

Once upon a time I took a very decent anti-inflammatory, became very drowsy and went to bed at approximately 10:30 p.m. During my restful slumber, I awoke to visit the restroom and while I was up I randomly remembered that I forgot to pay my cell phone bill. I attempted to repeat the reminder over and over in my head so I wouldn't forget to pay ( Read more... )

I'm thinking about selling my Black Eyed Peas concert tickets. The concert is sold out and most of the tickets for sell are in the upper level and going for more than what I paid for first row, lower level. I wouldn't be selling them for the money; I just don't know if I want to go anymore. For one, I honestly do not know if, physically, I will ( Read more... )

In honor of Mardi Gras I think it only be right that I go see some chi-chis! I may be slightly handicapped but damnit to hell - I still enjoy some nice chi-chis!

With that said, I shall be at The Penthouse "exotic dance" establishment at approximately 8:00 p.m.

CIAO!

Welp, I tried to cheat & go back to work yesterday. By "cheat" I mean that I asked my doctor's assistant to release me early so I wouldn't have to wait until the 13th (which is when I'm scheduled to see my doctor next) to release me. So he at work did. Then yesterday morning I received a call from Gail (the Office Administrator) ...uh, yeah... ( Read more... )

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