Pop quiz hotshot. What do you get when frozen BBQ, a knife and Bri all get together?

( I'll take Things that happen only to Bri for $500 Alex. )

Motherfather! I am soo busy, yet the days are just d-r-a-g-g-i-n-g by. Man alive I wish my boss would take tomorrow off ( Read more... )

Boy howdy do I have a lot of catching up to do....but not right now.  This girl has been b to the u.s.y.  B-U-S-Y I say!

That wanna-be Paris Hilton girl that was on Super Sweet 16 on MTV a couple of weeks ago ( the one who had her poodles dyed pink and her dad gave her two cars) - well, yeah, she's a local shit (her dad owns a few dealerships, ( Read more... )

Ya know, I gotta tell ya. I'm just about sick and tired of people treating me like shit and then when I stand up and say something I'm the one deemed the asshole.

I will not apologize for not rolling over and being the push over people have been accustomed to. Other people's actions, or lack thereof, and words hurt too. However, because I ( Read more... )

HAPPY 420! ;P

enigmainaz, did you know that your picture was in this month's 944 magazine?

My pants were too big and it cost me $43 ( Read more... )

Thanks to some late registers I won't be out $50 for tomorrow's shin-dig afterall because they were able to just replace the people I was going to bring w/the people who had no regard for the signup deadline. That's the best news I've heard since La Poo died.

Somebody just needs to kick some fucking sense into me. It never fails. This time around I had someone (who I was there unconditionally for last week) make plans with me for tonight only to take it upon themself to make the decision for me to break those very plans just so they could go back to work. What's so painfully funny about that is this ( Read more... )

Because I am attempting to be nice, I find it necessary to seek the advice of my wonderful friends and ask - WHAT IS THE NICEST WAY TO TELL MY GASSY SLIMFAST DRINKING CELLMATE TO STOP FARTING?!

Thank you.