Voicemail

[brigadiertardis]

If you have somehow obtained access to my databanks, then you are either the Doctor, or someone who does not belong here, and should promptly remove yourself from my systems. If you attempt to access my records any further, a reverse relay will be sent, more than likely resulting in the destruction of whatever device you are using to break into my

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[his_sarah_jane]

I'm quite sorry, TARDIS.

I didn't know that button would lead me here.

[brigadiertardis]

Oh, it is quite all right, Miss Smith. Do be careful next time, however. Not all my automatic defensive systems are kind enough to give warning. I would not want you to be damaged.

[his_sarah_jane]

Thank you. I do appreciate it.

And next time the Doctor tells me to use a computer to type up my article, I'll insist in sticking with my typewriter.

[sinister_charm]

[a very simple 'message' is left: the Master quietly chuckling to himself before hanging up]

[brigadiertardis]

What is so funny?

[sinister_charm]

Quite a few things, actually. Especially the fact that I'm surprised you didn't have higher security around your databanks. You know, someone with the right knowledge could devastate you through this.

[brigadiertardis]

My security protocols have since been updated. You must have found an unsecured back door.

Is that a threat, Master?

[durch_feuer]

Really, no sense of humor at all.

[brigadiertardis]

[as promised, have a zap, Dietrich]

[durch_feuer]

{:'( How sad, he liked that computer quite a bit}

[timewill_tell]

I had quite a bit of trouble boiling water for tea earlier, as you know, and I wondered if there was a reason you might've been feeling particularly irritated with me today. It couldn't possibly have anything to do with my very reasonable desire to redecorate the library, could it?

[brigadiertardis]

I have told you multiple times to leave my Library alone, Doctor. You always put the books in the wrong order. I do not care to have them listed by Kithparian Alphabetics, or whatever system it is you are favouring at this time. I have everything to my liking. If you try to rearrange it again, I will be very cross.

[timewill_tell]

So I'm simply supposed to abide your system, which makes it infinitely more difficult to find even the simplest text?

[brigadiertardis]

My system is flawless. It is not my fault if you cannot comprehend something as simple as how I catalogue my Library.