Im totally addicted to my blackberry. and i've only had it a few hours. this is going to be bad.

Fuck me. When did I become such a lightweight? Ruffles chips and Gatorade have never looked so good.

Whitney Port looks like she's on drugs. On drugs without a thought in her head. Like a doll. On acid.

If you don't know who Whitney Port is, don't worry, i'm ashamed that I do.

maybe jesus didn't walk on water, maybe he was standing on a whale...or a piece of wood.

In case you were wondering..

....Twilight was horrendous. It was like they were parodying themselves!

HAHAAHA I Know Who Killed Me is fucking amazing. Lohan as an amputee and a stripper who smokes on public buses...

....why did this not get an Oscar?!

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I'm just going to throw it out there---conjoined twins freak my shit out ( Read more... )

Tomorrow we will wake up and know that in January, we will be an America working to rebuild instead of bomb ( Read more... )

I have this book I found at a thrift shop years ago, it's called Christian Boys Problems...it was probably published in the 1940's ( Read more... )