"First of all I aint pushin' 1 for English, because soon we'll have to press 26 for english. They shouldn't let those people go ahead of us Americans ( Read more... )

I am getting way more back in taxes than I imagined....

FUCK YEAH!

At August 29, 2002's MTV Video Music Awards at Radio City Music Hall in New York, Spears presented Michael Jackson with a birthday cake, but he misinterpreted Spears' brief introduction and gave an acceptance speech thanking her for proclaiming him Artist of the Millenium. Leave a comment

So, my nephew was born with a lot of birth defects. One of them caused him to have to pee through a hole in his stomach until december, when he had this groundbreaking incredibly expensive surgery so that he could be normal, aside from that he would have to cath himself multiple times a day. He's 14-we waited for this his whole life ( Read more... )

These people are fucking retarded.

They're all upset because with the digital transition and our free boxes they can't use their ancient VCR's

Here is what I say to that: get a fucking DVR and only keep your VCR for watching those special moments caught on VHS 12220039949 YEARS AGO.

It's called a technology evolution--ADAPT OR FADE AWAY!FUCKERS

I am tearing my skin off! I have the allergist in the morning therefore I haven't had any allergy meds since monday....FUCK. everything itches. I really have no idea at this point what i'm allergic to, but it's making me a crazy person.

"I had to get up and manually change the Valium...[intoxicated giggling]....I mean volume"

Wow, people in marketing suck lately. I just saw a commercial for Yoplait yogart and the tagline is "it is so good"

What kind of advertising is that? It's not even subliminal! I am insulted.

this morning i dropped blackberry and now the screen is scratched

i dont know what to do with myself. so i put it on the other side of the room so i can't look at it.

Sharon Osbourne is the shit.