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I found my mojo...
nut.
What's a mojo nut, you may ask? It's a nut that gives you mojo, that's what. I was given this particular mojo nut by a strange street guy in the French Quarter in New
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Where I should move to?
Washington
73 State Personality You like a fairly temperate climate but still like some curve balls thrown in. Educated and sophisticated, you like a bit of the good life, but can be happy with just your average night out at the bar with some friends. Sometimes stubborn, you like things to be perfect and can get irritated if something goes ( Read more... ) -
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Ticket
In regard to that ticket I got, I was going to go to South Carolina and fight the ticket in court. I know it sounds stupid. The expense of the gas alone would almost amount to the total cost of the ticket. Not to mention what a big waste of time it would be, not to mention how much it would suck to have to sit in a courtroom. And with my luck, ( Read more... ) -
Hydrocarbon lakes around Uranus... I mean Saturn
With all of the other shit in the news, like the Middle East, Christie Brinkley's husband banging a teenage girl, the severed hand found at a stripper's home, and high-tech bikinis, something that was actually newsworthy (I'm not saying that the Middle East is not newsworthy) was somehow buried at the bottom of the CNN newsreel:
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Severed hand found in nude dancer's home
This is a reminder to myself never to go to a strip club in New Jersey.
Severed hand found in nude dancer's home
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George has been where?!
Awesome! One of my Where's George? dollar bills was found in Tulsa, OK, and the comment was: "Smells like beer, lip stick all over."
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Here's the headline: "'Star Trek' actress Jeri Ryan engaged to chef"
And all I could do was think of this:
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sounds like...
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Boards
I'm done with the boards! Well, at least the written portions (part of which I took last year too). I still have the orals to take next year ( Read more... )
