___ walked by and said "I'm tired" and I replied "that's why I'm drinking this," holding my energy drink. And she said "looks like stomach cancer in a can" and I said "everything is cancer, the sooner you realize that, the more at peace you'll be with the modern world." Which you could accuse me of being a bitch, but she started it. She is under ( Read more... )

I want to talk to you about this. I value your friendship, even if you have been blowing me off lately, even if you have been dragging your girlfriend along when I just wanted to see you, even if you have been incredibly rude each time I saw you this week (not necessarily to me ( Read more... )

Bold the thingies you've done.
Italicize the things you might like to try in the future.

01. Bought everyone in the pub a drink
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone   ...candlelit? no...and never again ( Read more... )

If some of you don't hear me bitch about this, consider yourselves lucky. I bitch about this every Friday. I like our receptionist, I really like her. She's my office BFF and she considers me the same, I think. But she has every Friday off so she can go to class. She's in school working on her degree while working full time. But when she's not here ( Read more... )

VOTE for The Material
http://dewcircuitbreakout.mtv2.com/

They're my coworkers friends, they've made it to the top 3 out of thousands of bands!!!!

PLEASE! As many votes as you can manage daily (you can vote up to 100 times, but I don't expect anyone to put in that much effort, but try.) These are really nice people, and San Diegans too. And if ( Read more... )

Anyone interested in a 1986 Yamaha Virago 250 Route 66. Engine needs rebuilding. Comes with assorted parts (some still in box). The owner is desperate to get rid of it since she doesn't have room to store it anymore and doesn't have time to rebuild the engine ( Read more... )

I know I never post anything, but this was too good not to share ( Read more... )

So yesterday was a year, we went out to breakfast, went to a BBQ and then he took me out for sushi. Doesn't even feel like a year. His present was a trip to cirque du soliel and mine was yummy fish.

Why the fuck am I watching Van Helsing?

So it seems I haven't said anything in a while, I haven't actually sat at my computer with little to do in a long time...I've had a lot less time in the last year. It's almost been a year since I started dating him. I'm happy. I come home and I wait for him. When he comes home I spend all my time pestering him or cuddling with him. I'm just really ( Read more... )

For those of you who don't know Christian Noir, he wrote a brilliant classification essay (for a class) and I thought I'd share it with y'all. (Let me know if the link doesn't work for some reason.)http://blog.myspace.com/